Bottle Tops

 Is the Bottle Tops going to spill all over you?
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1 stars
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Average User Rating

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  • Pros:
  • Not happening. Nothing to see here, move along
  • Cons:
  • LEAKS
  • LEAKS A LOT. REALLY A LOT
  • Stupid looking
  • Will not let you air guitar in your office with reckless abandon

The Bottom Line:
Interesting idea, but just not going to cut it. The bottle top does not work as advertised and has no use unless... well... unless you enjoy making a mess.

 
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you said the product is gay or looks gayer? why don't you go purchase a treadmill you obese fucking mule you gluttonous pile of fuck. at least these people have imagination to create something in their head what the fuck have you thought of you fat fucking slob.   

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This fatass hates everything. All his reviews were 1-star, filled with utter complaining.

The guy hates life, but that's his problem. Get rid of him, he's harming your project as a whole!   

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4/29/2014 10:22:52 AM
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You really had to use the word "gay" as an adjective?
Asshole   

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by: anonymous coward
5/17/2013 5:29:01 PM
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you probably gay


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by: anonymous coward
7/23/2013 3:01:10 AM
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Pros: Keeps your drinks fresh and fizzy for a looooong time. Doesn't spill if the can is accidentally knocked over. Works perfectly to preserve a partially drunk soda.

Cons: Not dishwasher safe - not completely leak proof - the attached top of the cap gets annoying while drinking

The Bottom Line: Wow, this review is pretty terrible. First of all, during the soda explosion at the end (the one that is repeated in slow motion) you can clearly see that the reviewer is squeezing the soda can - which is the way that you remove the cap! Absolutely ridiculous to put this in a review and then to slow it down so that we can see exactly what he's doing. I have quite a few of these myself and I wholeheartedly agree with the other review below that recommends the type with the screw-on lids over this type (unfortunately I've found it a bit harder to find the screw on type and they are almost always sold individually rather than in a package like the ones shown. The screw on lids are MUCH more secure and thus leak A LOT less, plus the non screw on lids are just kind of annoying when you're drinking your soda with them on - in addition the overall product is just better in quality. So, that said either one of these products are really really convenient to have if you drink a lot of beverages out of cans. They WILL keep your soda fresh and fizzy for a very long time (just as if it were in a bottle) and they are really nice to have if you have a canned beverage while you're out, in the car, etc ... I use them to keep my drinks fresh and also to make them less prone to spillage. They will leak if you turn them upside down or shake them up (though the ones with the screw caps leak only a very tiny amount and if you've put them on correctly and right enough they really don't leak at all. I wouldn't go so far as to putting one in my purse but I have put one in a washable tote bag and it didnt spill or leak any of its contents. The brand reviewed is way inferior to the other brand but its not as bad as this review makes it seem. One HUGE con that wasn't pointed out is that you cannot put these into a dishwasher that has hot water or a sanitize setting as they will warp and become garbage - they don't fit on the can anymore and are completely worthless. But they're very easy to hand wash, so once you know it's not a problem The caps don't warp however and I've found that my family tends to lose the caps so its actually worked out ok because I now have enough caps to match the bottoms. These are perfect for people like me who don't often drink an entire can of soda at once and my most often use is just pouring a glass of soda and then putting the can back into the fridge so it stays fresh and fizzy. Don't be afraid to use these because if this ridiculous review. But if you're looking for something that you can toss into your bag that won't leak at all - these aren't for you - just buy reusable plastic metal or glass bottles instead and pour your cans of soda into them,

Recommended: yes

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by: anonymous coward
2/17/2013 2:43:00 PM
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Pros: use it as a small funnel

Cons: crushes can before you can attach it

The Bottom Line: Save your money. It does NOT work.

Recommended: no

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by: Jodie White   
1/6/2013 11:05:16 PM
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I LOVE this guy!! I saw this product at a demonstration once in Walmart and it leaked all over the woman doing the demonstration. Useless product.   

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by: anonymous coward
9/7/2011 9:28:41 PM
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Pros: Doesn't leak, Keeps pop fizzy for awhile, Screw on cap

Cons: Slightly difficult to put on

The Bottom Line: Okay I am not going to be anonymous so I can tell you if you do get these to make 100% sure to get the ones that have a screw on cap. The stupid cap he has on these does nothing for you at all. I have the ones that screw on to make it really feel like it is a bottle of pop. It does NOT LEAK AT ALL. It is a little difficult to get it on and off the can but it works perfectly and exactly the way it is advertised.



Recommended: yes

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by: Brittani Powell   
7/31/2011 4:30:59 PM
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Pros: keeps drinks pretty fizzy for a good amount of time

Cons: It is hard to put on and take off.

The Bottom Line: I actually have these and they work ok to keep the drink fizzy. I have not had any problem with leaks or spills but we haven't had any spills that consisted of rolling the can around on a table for several min.

Recommended: yes

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by: Katie Cole   
6/2/2011 1:11:09 AM
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Was the gay joke really necessary?

Also fix your mic, dude. Stop huffing into it.   

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by: anonymous coward
5/12/2011 6:03:16 AM
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yes, yes it was


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7/23/2013 3:01:44 AM
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this should be under WTF!!!   

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by: anonymous coward
1/17/2011 4:59:50 PM
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so funny, best review so far~ lol   

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by: anonymous coward
12/31/2010 2:36:27 AM
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Personally I have these and they dont leak at all for me. Maybe you just got a crappy set....lol. As for me I love them and i have dropped my can and it has not spilled. Now if you squeeze the can it will pop of but thats a given...   

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11/7/2010 3:10:49 AM
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good thing i got this stupid sham wow !!! lmfao!   

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by: Jessica Ann MacDougall   
8/14/2010 7:21:34 PM
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LMAO HILARIOUS..... @ GOOD THING I GOT THIS STUPID SHAM WOW & IT WILL JUST MAKE YOUR CAN LOOK THAT MUCH GAYER


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11/3/2010 9:44:50 PM
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Editrial Review

Reviewed by: Andrew Rabadan
Reviewed on: 8/9/2010 9:54:38 AM


Poor


I was listening to some kickin rad Foreigner on my sony walkman casette player when, in the middle of my blazing hot air guitar solo I spilled my can of Crysal Pepsi all over my desk. Now, I know what you're saying but seriously, I still have some Crystal Pepsi left over from the 80's. I liked it ok? STOP JUDGING ME MOM, I'LL MOVE OUT WHEN I'M READY. Anyway, as the mesmerizing backbeat of Juke Box Hero faded out of my headphones I realized that there had to be a solution. No man should have to have his air guitar solo ruined by spilled soda. It's an injustice that must end today.

After expressing my concerns to my boss, he asked me what I was doing in his bedroom. He looked me in the eye and told me "Get out, I'm calling the police". It looked like I was on my own this time. I began my search at the A.M., on television. I figured thats where the solution to any problem can be found - on television at three in the morning.

Sure enough, I found the Bottle Top. The Bottle Top is a plastic - well - bottle top designed to fit over soda cans. With the 'cap' on the bottle top closed it should prevent spills even when the can is knocked over. Awesome, I thought, 'I can see my future, and it is zebra print spandex and bandanas baby! Air guitar championships here I come!' Then I decided to test the Bottle Top.

Aside from looking completely ridiculous, the Bottle Top leaks. It leaks from the sides when you drink from it and It leaks from the cap when you knock it on its side. That makes it pretty much totally useless. At least they're made of plastic so they'll never ever biodegrade so they'll always be around to remind me of what a stupid product this is. I guess that's a 'pro' right? I don't think so.

So basically, these things are designed to stop you from spilling your soda, but they leak like a sinking cruise liner. They can't even solve the problem they were designed to solve. How did this thing make it to market? Seriously, it took me two minutes of "Paradise City" by Guns and Roses to figure out these things sucked, I'm sure a dedicated tester could have done it in like one second. The Bottle Top is really just made of 'fail'. We're talking 'tits on a bull' useless here. They serve absolutely no purpose, provide no benefit and are totally incapable of fixing the problem they were designed to solve. I cannot think of one way in which these things succeed. Nor can I think of any way in which these thngs can be more of a failure. These are worse than the Lound n Clear. There is literally nothing positive to say.



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